Hi me again, today I’m going to tell you about my family.(Even though they are so boring you are probably going to fall asleep in the next ten minutes.)
♠ Name: Eva Parker
♠ Job: Architect
♠ Fave colour: Brick red + cream
♠ Least fave colour: Pink
♠ Refusing to let me bring my boyfriend home
♠ Age: Prehistoric AKA 35
She works at home in her study. Sometimes she spends the night there. She hates going clothes shopping.(Why? What’s wrong with it?!)
♣ Name: Edward Parker
♣ Job: Bank Manager
♣ Fave colour: Who Knows? (Who cares?)
♣ least fave colour: ??
♣ Doing boring stuff
♣ Age: 42
He spends most of his time at work or travelling and I don’t see him very much.As you can tell I don’t Know to much about him, don’t really care.But he’s very strict and tidy so he dose not approve of me.(Like I care.)
♥ Name: Kat Parker
♥ Job: Irritating me
♥ Fave colour: This blue
♥ Least fave colour: Purple
♥ Collecting Sylvanians
♥ Age: 10
Kat loves sport she is very competitive and thin.It looks like she’s never touched a soda in her life.(she has.)She wants to play for England One day.
♦ Name: Cherry Parker or Etch her nickname from when she was two and bit everything leaving small tooth-marks.
♦ Job: Wrecking my records
♦ Fave colour: Pink
♦ least fave colour: Brown
♦ taking my old dolls
♦ playing patty cake
♦ messing up Kats sylvanians
She can only move slowly but can still wind me and Kat up, only Mum is immune.
When I find her in my room I dump her in Kat’s room with a poly-pocket but when Kat gets back she’s in here again.
Anyway thanks for reading. BYYYYEEEE!!!
P.S don’t let my family see this.