Top 10 Things To Do In The Summer!

Hi again, it’s me. Okay, enough of the silly stuff, but we’re back again with a Top 3! Okay, it’s not always going to be a Top 3, but still, it’s gonna be a Top something.

So this is the Top 10 Things To Do In The Summer!

  1. Watch TV.
  2. Watch More TV.
  3. Watch Even More TV.
  4. Raid the kitchen for snacks.
  5. Play some sports.
  6. Chat with friends.
  7. A lot.
  8. Play some games.
  9. Go bike riding.
  10. And last of all…


So thanks for reading and..


A guide to being a coward

Welcome to another 3-step guide of being an epic human. Today, COWARDS! (If you don’t know what a coward is, look in a dictionary, unless you are scared of paper cuts.) Anyway, let’s get on with this!


Step one: Don’t be afraid to be afraid


If you want to be a fully qualified scaredy-cat, then you need to clear your mind and watch as many horror movies as humanly possible (whilst making sure that you hide behind a cushion.)


Step two: Practise to be scared


Think about something that you hate. Now be scared of it. Simple.


Step three: Make your choices


There are two types of fear- rational and irrational. Choose. Rational= something that is normal to be scared of i.e. heights or darkness. Irrational= WEIRDNESS i.e. cucumbers or eyeballs. Make your choice. Abstract or at one with the normal.


That is all you must know, my fearful apprentice. (P.S. I am sorry if this blog was not as funny as my last one, A.M.)

Top 3 Best Book Series’ for Kids!

Hey guys and welcome to the first of many Top 3’s!

So this Top 3 is about the best books for children!

But first, these are some top tips for buying books:

  1. Beware of websites that take your info. I would recommend Amazon or Waterstones.
  2. Check if the books are appropriate.
  3. And finally, buy books you know you will read. This is why I made this blog post!

So with that out of the way, let’s get into this!

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney                                                                                       I absolutely love these books! I have been reading them for a while now and I recommend the books to everyone!

I have just bought the latest book and it’s the same high quality as the other books!

All The Wrong Questions by Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler)                             These books are perfect for people who are too experienced for the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. I personally have not finished any of the books but they are cool and clever! So you older people should break the bank and buy the books!

All The Wrong Questions

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler)                         Again by Dan Handler, these books are slightly similar, but are also set in the old days for you older children! So, to sum it all up, the books are good for hardcore readers who love reading!

A Series Of Unfortunate Events
A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Thanks for reading and..


A guide to being a baby

Hello all you babies out there. I am going to explain how to be the best toddler ON EARTH!!! =O

Step one: Keep calm and suck your toes.

By this, I mean you will always be REALLY cute when you start sucking on your little toes (they are delicious, after all.) Just do this and everyone will love you.

Step two: Stay young, stay cute.

Every baby knows that you have to be cute in your younger years, otherwise you won’t be loved by the audience (a.k.a parents.) this must be remembered at all times. It is the most basic rule of being a baby.


You need to do things wrong to be the best. Babies are a bit like dogs; do something funny and you could end up on You’ve Been Framed! Basically, you need to stage something hilarious and you would have £250 in your pocket and fans galore.


Just follow these simple rules and you too can be an epic baby!


Manga and anime are basically the same thing it is a cute type of Japanese drawing.


  • MASSIVE eyes
  • round heads
  • Pointy chins

(Random fact)Manga in Japanese also means a magazine or comic/comic strip you could then turn that into a film or program. Manga isn’t just people it could also be an animal the most common manga animal is a cat.

Sorry that this week’s blog is a bit late and kind of short but make sure to check out next week’s blog ENJOY…cat picture naima naruto picture naima

Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo



Me again, again. This is Toby Hightrack here, as ever. This week there are exams (#NOOOOOO) at my school and I am not as excited as Robert, the school know-it-all. Also, to make things worse, my mum said that I can’t get the new Xbox game, Ninjas Versus Minotaurs 3, until the exams are over AND if I pass at least 3 of them. 3!!! It’s so not fair! An hour and a half of revision here I come…


Right, revision over, time to tell you more. School starts in 45 minutes, so I have a bit of time. Today I have geography and English exams, both of which are not my strong point. Although, I do REALLY want that game, so here goes nothing. My teachers said that in English, we will be focusing on Shakespeare and in geography, we will be doing capital cities, stuff like that. I have a feeling that I won’t be passing these ones. I might as well kiss goodbye to Ninjas Versus Minotaurs 3 because I have no chance. Unless…


I never thought I’d see myself write this, but I am having tutoring sessions with Robert. I must admit, he is very smart. I am not. Today he is helping me revise our geography, and he has, um, very interesting strategies, like making songs. Mind you, he is terrible at singing. Oh well, you have to make sacrifices sometimes. It’s time for school, so I’ve gotta go. Laters! 

My favourite animals


Border collies are my favourite animal! They are fun, clever and energetic creatures. I would LOVE a border collie but I can’t because our house is too small and I’m allergic! They need a lot of exercise and they are great fun to play with but they are a lot of work if you like going to the park a lot or going outside then this is the perfect dog for you. Training a border collie is not easy because these dogs are very fast learners and they pick up on everything and learn extremely quickly. That means you have to train them very quickly so they don’t pick up any bad habits.

Whoever likes dogs I totally agree with you because they are extremely AWESOME animals!!!  Why you should like border collies!


That is why you should LOVE border collies. YAY!!! THE END P.S YOU HAVE TO LIKE BORDER COLLIES!!!HAVE TO!!!

See you next time when i tell you about my other favourite animals!