Dear diary, I saw that Jessica got into my diary and I have appointed a guard… my pet ladybird Dave! Yazzy loves it but mum thinks I’m being silly Yaz wants to say something
Yah Dave the… ladyguard? No, sounds he’s a girl umm… guardbird, but he’s not a bird. Anyway Dave is an excellent guard, he once guarded my pencil for me and no one stole it
Yeah, but you chew your pencil…
Shush. Look, you’re making Dave sad.
Sorry Dave, you’re an excellent guard… oh we’ve got to go now, bye Dave